Upon viewing The Lord Of The Ring Trilogy for the 6th time , SD and I feel the need to remark on the following...
1. When traveling to Mount Doom, remember chapstick and apply often
2. Elven women do not look good when possessed by the ring.
3. Doomback Mountain, the untold story of Frodo and Sam
4. Pip and Merry remind me of the two people at the party that never left the Keg
5. Rivendell puts Boo's Barbie dream house to shame
6. The Mouth of Saruman had some serious periodontal disease
7. Sauron does resemble a certain part of the female anatomy
8. Oh, what an ending! Oh, it's ending now...now? There are four endings to this trilogy. By the time it finally did end, I was disappointed, because it seemed like it was never going to end.
9. How could Denethor not love his son, Faramir? He was smokin! (Obviously, not one SD wanted to point out and we do know about him being under Sauron's power)
10. Frodo's Orc armor made him look like Gonzo from the Muppets
11. Where is my huge eagle and butterfly friend when I need to get away?
12. Horn blowing = good, loud drumming =bad
13. Bring marshmallows when lighting signal fires
14. Gollum would not fair well as a Chippendale
And Finally...
I love my wedding ring, but when I hold it, I , unfortunately, am not blessed with the orgasmic look that Frodo gets when he holds his ring.
